Here in Panama they call small local grocery stores “Mini Supers,” which always amused me.
It’s not even a new idea. Or did everyone forget about the Mac Snack Wrap? (Yes, everyone forgot about it)
my bold.
hmmm…you sure about that?
It works better when you remember the alternate spelling of fetus is foetus. Somebody using that spelling might mispronounce the word fo-eet-us.
Snack wraps are for yoga moms. 'ritos are for serious eaters. Duh 
You people don’t really eat things like this, do you? You’re just funnin’ me, right?
I don’t see why I would want a Whopperito when I can go to one of the local Bob’s Burgers and get a taco burger.
Imma eat the shit outta that thing
You’ve never been to a State Fair, I see.
I dislike BK, but you betcha I’m gonna try this.
I did have a grilled Limburger sandwich once at the Wisconson State Fair. And lots of yummy New England ice cream at the Blue Hill Fair in Maine.
It’s the food-like things that are formulated by the Marketing Directors at the Burger King Corporation and the McDonald’s Corporation, et al, that make me wince in disbelief.
Bongwater from the Coke Freestyle machines?
My fast food places have menus behind the counter that look like diners’. If it’s a national name, you can forget about my going there.
Cool story bro.
So a Whopperito is basically just a wrap with ground beef, lettuce, cheese,tomato and pickle slices? I envisioned a Whopper wrapped in a bean/sour cream/guacamole/salsa-slathered tortilla and then deep fried. Major letdown 
First they try hot dogs, then mac and cheese inside a puffed cheetos (that doesn’t look right), and now this?
There’s so many gimmicks going around you could have sworn that World Wrestling Entertainment purchased the restaurant chain.
Got it. Unfortunately.
(Of course, I never order anything at TB except the basic menu. The premium stuff tends to be the same ingredients whipped up slightly differently and at triple the price…)
Makes it easier to eat while driving and playing Pokemon.
Nah, they’re just getting ready to launch a preemptive strike in the Franchise Wars.
In Soviet Mob-Owned porta-potty, that shit will eat its way outta You!
Isn’t even offering this to Mexican Nationals an Act of War, a violation of the Geneva Convention, and a blatant disregard of the The Universal Declaration of Human Rights?
No, you’re not. You’re Really Not…
Pushes Away Morning Donut