My Kid: Hey Daddy, want to play the Why game?
Me: No.
My Kid: Why?
Me: Are you playing the Why game?
My Kid: Yeah.
Me: I said I don’t want to play the Why game.
My Kid: Why?
Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or… uhh… never mind.
Your correct response at this point was “Why?”
“z.”
Ooh, you’ve done this before! 
Why would you post that?
Why not?
Wyoming.
Why ask why?
Because!
Ex-chromosome.
Because I’m your father.
Regards,
Shodan
Why?
-FrL-
(uh oh…)