Wakes up from beer induced stupor
Hey guys…What are you all up to now? Is that naked twis…WHAT THE @#$%???
Why is my wallet on my lap? HEY!! WHERE IS MY CREDIT CARD?!?!?
TOO BAD!
I didn’t get knocked over… try again next time! I don’t think that i will ever fall over agai-
slips on spilt beer on the floor
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SPLAT! (again)
lick, lick
If only that was vodka, then i wouldn’t feel that bad…
Sorry 'bout that wallet thingy, but ya see, none of us had a credit card… they said that i was too innocent to get one and assumed that i had stolen it. But i wasn’t the one thatis stole your credit card, jcmckaig, so DON’T COME AFTER ME!!! i am still recovering from a few recent accidents, and you wouldn’t want to pick on a disabled shapeshifter, would you?
swings head aroung virously . . . then sees jcmckaig looking for his credit card . . .
::turns on the music to distract everyone and quickly ducks behind Frosfir taking the attention off of herself::
d & r
pushes dragon shadow away from myself
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO??? BLAME IT ON ME??? SO WHAT IF I WAS THE ONE TO GET THE CREDIT CARD-YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SUGGESTED IT!!!
blinks in surprise
oops
Sorry, guys…
[bjcmckaig**, i didn’t say anything to you… I WAS DRUNK! DON’T BLAME ME! BLAME…
looks around
DRAGON SHADOW!!!
d & r
. . . innocent look what did i do? i found a credit card on the floor wandering around . . . it was only IMPULSIVE to spend some $$ . . .
SHE’S LYING! DON’T LISTEN TO HER!!!
SHE TOLD ME TO TAKE THAT CREDIT CARD FROM UR WALLET IN MY SNAKE FORM! SHE SAID THAT WE MIGHT AS WELL PARTY SOME MORE!!!
believe who you’d like, but believe me frosfir putting the blame on other people’s shoulders is just going to make you feel even worse . . .
Or course YOU’D know that… you are putting the blame on MY shoulders…
Don’t worry, we all know the truth…You don’t need to fiegn anything. Just tell us the truth and you wont get in as much trouble as you would have if we found out, wouldn’t you say???
here: ill go first:
Last year, i broke into the ice cream factor ahem and i stole like 12 gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough, but then i threw up for the rest of the week - gag, gag… Even to this day, i wont eat any more cccd… BARF BARF
i once played on the monkey bars in kindergarten when i wasn’t supposed to, and i fell and broke my arm . . .
Your arm??? i thought that you were more sophisticated than that - refering back to human organs is a nasty habit of yours…
ohh! oops i forgot!
okay, a 2nd confession (must confess to the preist- i’m jokin . . . i’m actually non-religious)
i’m
1/4 dragon
1/4 shadow
1/4 human
and 1/4 horse
*** 1/4 HUMAN???***
What is wrong with you??? i thought that everybody knew that you were 1/4 dragon and 1/4 shadow and 1/4 horse, but 1/4 human??? that is depressing…
Proceed with the confessions!
By the way, i think that i can think of a few…voices that might…,say,…spill the beans???
looks innocent
Not me, of course… im the best friend you could ever have…
hey, hey, i know it’s disappointing, but my typing and talking features (my greatess talents) had to come from SOME place . . .
I thought that dragons were smarter than humans (which is why i never transform into a human) because that 1/4 human part probably made you dumber… you would’ve been a lot smarter without it. of course, you can always come study shape-shifting with me…
. . . anyone else out there insulted?
i dunno… does it seem like i am the all knowing? (i hope i was, though…)
Actually, dragons ARE the smartest creatures there were, and humans just assume that THEY are the smartest, which shows their stupidity…
in the corner with a Pepsi & Peach Schnapps, coughing politely
ahem capital D in Dragon
