The wild, crazy, and no-holds-barred . . .

uhh, thought you couldn’t breate in octo form unless underwater. See? dragon’s are the smartes especially since I am ruler of the dragons, i am the smartest now where was I? notices frosfir lookin for vodka. quickly upturns bottle into mouth* uhh, vodka? fresh out. sorry mate. uhh, couger… could you get off the freaky halfbreed? i don’t want fur in my mouth. i am gitting hungry, and humans make good snacks *1/4 is just as good :)*hmm, but first stands up to reveal a chefs apron bristling with tools (all done in a very anime-ish style i need to make some sauce to cover up that bitter horse taste. and to make up for the lack of tast of shadows. hmm, a’la’rounge? no. alfredo? no. lemon curry? YES! starts making complicated recipe

So this party has cost me roughly $5,100…Y’all better remember me on my birthday next year.
grabs another beer

sorry! (and being the paranoid self i am…)
DON’T KILL ME! IT WAS ONLY A SIMPLE MISTAKE!!! HONEST!!!

Wait! you never told us your b-day… no, don’t tell us!

d & r

Uh… I guess I’ll leave Frosfir and Dragon Shadow to their little conversation…

sneaks away quietly

ahem

It was 4 days ago, so you are all off the hook for a year.
heads over to the DJ, requests some BTE

grabs cougar by the scruff of her neck
Hey, look, its now our fault that none of you guys were on when we were… your just jealous. (whatever)
YOU’d better b better conversation…
Hmph.

hmm, ok, done. now, where is that shadow? here shadow shadow shadow. oh right. BTE you say? hmmm, sorry, don’t have it. how bout… CHOP SUEY!!! hmmm, chop suey would go good with sateed shadow.

Mmmmmm…chop suey. slinks along behind Regal, hoping to swipe some chop suey

-wakes up from a dark corner and staggers into the center of the room with bleary eyes-

Hey. Is that chop suey? heh heh what a sweet song…

-stumbles out the door-

ROAR no food till everything is done. ahhh, there she is… sneaks up behind dragonshadow and stuffs her in a abig pot now, lets see. a little of this. a little of that. set to low. smacks kats hand as she reaches for chop suey not yet.

sneaks up to the chops suey (is it spelled write? jk)
walks up to dragon shadow soup
dips in spoon (sorry for double-dipping)
lick, lick

Not bad… but i don’t think that shadows are to my taste… well, at least this shadow tastes bland. Maybe a little more salt and pepper.

lick, lick
Brings out the flavor, but not by much. Hey, Regal, don’t tell me that this is the best you’ve got…

best? its not even done yet. it needs more… meat. how about some… octopus! come here! grabs frosfir and stuffs in pot hmm, now. i need a bit of this… a bit of that… a pinch of this stufff… some of that. there, that should be just about right. now, for the chop suey. needs soy sauce…

Ewwwwww. Can I get my chop suey “octopus-free”? I could go for some eggrolls with it, though.

Mmmmmmm…eggrolls…