Just wanted to call attention to this gem:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=158917
Ha ha ha… that was pretty good.
Yeah, he’s a funny guy. He once told me I looked like Eminem because I was wearing my hat backwards.
They sure get cute when start losing it, eh?
I’m glad you did that, Legomancer. I was going to do it myself. 
But, wait, like, I don’t get it?
Like it says Not BANNED and all?
And doesn’t it mean that he’s not banned?
But like…that doesn’t make any sense?
[tosses head]
[tilts head]
[scrunches brow]
I’m just like, so confused…
I had a very good laugh at that as well.
Me too. I wanted to link to it in that thread from a couple weeks ago about best Mod lines but I couldn’t find it immediately so I gave up. Definitely a keeper.
Maybe i’m stupid…but, I don’t get the joke in the OP. Yes, everyone knows Elton is gay, big deal, blah blah blah. But what the hell do koalas and teddy bears have to do with the price of rice in China?
Cajun Man was way funnier!
That’s my Cajun Man!
Yet another reason to love Cajun Man.
(like we needed any more…)
And just think I am but a few miles away from all the greatness that is Cajun Man!
Yes, you may all bask in my glory!!!