My favourite joke is where the man craps into the cowboy’s hat.
whats the brief synopsis of your favourite joke?
I like the one about the guy who made the horse laugh and cry.
I like the one about a baby seal who walks into the club.
I like the one about McGregor-the-Fence-Builder.
I like the one about the chicken and the road. I also like the one about the Jewish Guy, the Black Guy, and the Mexican.
Well, the punchline is, “I don’t know who the twins are, but the guy in the middle is Willie Nelson.”
Hilarious.
“Give me six inches and make it hurt.”
It did it to get to the other side.
I love the one about the guy whose day of bathing naked in a cool mountain stream is outdown by his buddy who had sex with a headless corpse.
The one about not being able to hang a man with a wooden leg.
A stick.
the guy asks the bartender to wash her hands because he wants a ham sandwich.
The guy goes to the doctor and proceeds to tell the doc how, on a typical day, he fucks every woman in sight. When the doc asks him what’s the problem, he replies “It hurts when I jerk off.”
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
'Cos if it had four, it’d be a chicken sedan.
Hiya Twisty! How ya doin?!?
I like the joke about the blond playing craps.
“Is that you OJ?”
…so this little head pops out and says “Hey! Where’s my jelly doughnut??”
WHAM!!!
ARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!! Tell the freaking jokes, already! If you don’t, I won’t tell my one about the Methodist pastor and the Baptist pastor discussing pre-marital sex or the one about the guy with the mangled up dick who suddnly get’s cured, or the four vampires who walk into a bar or…!
I like the one about the antennas who get married. The ceremony wasn’t great but…
and the one about the jumper cables who walked into a bar…
I also like the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra.
The one where the rope walks into a bar, that ones pretty clever and funny. And the totally non PC one where the pregnant lady can’t get the arms right on the jumper she is knitting. But for shear simplicity and quality it’s hard to beat ‘stick’.