The woo artists are at it again

DNA Analysis Of Paracas Elongated Skulls Released. The Results Prove They Were Not Human

Oh, the pain. My head hurts.

I’m so sick of ‘ancient aliens’. And bigfoots. Feet. Whatever. And please, nobody mention falling buildings. :rolleyes:

Did you know a large group of Bigfoots were spotted pushing over the WTC?

That’s what the Zionists would have you believe.

That’s why Bush ordered missiles to blow up the towers, to hide the bigfoot evidence.


It’s amazing that they otherwise look like humans. Oh wait, [del]A Wizard[/del] Ancient Astronauts did it. That part of the world was full of messed up cultural practices, so head mushing is pretty minor and cromulent. In North America, people also messed with their skulls. The Salish and Kootenai Tribes were known as “Flatheads” because the weirdos didn’t mess with their heads. A lot of European “barbarians” did it too. But this one is unique, I guess.

So the man who suspects they aren’t human is the expert who did the DNA testing.

Sounds legit!

Yeah, the DNA sequencing was done by “Dr.” Melba Ketchum, a veterinarian and Sasquatchian.

Melba eh? So one is twice-baked, the other is half baked?

I read a review on a science blog that toasted her Bigfoot DNA sequencing results.

I’ll see if I can find it.

In the meantime, from CSICOP: The Ketchum Project: What to Believe about Bigfoot DNA ‘Science’

Peach of a gal.

That link now has this update:

I did find this critique of Melba’s DNA sequencing “expertise” and “methodology”:

How the attempt to sequence “Bigfoot’s genome” went badly off track

Melba Ketchum is clearly the daughter of one of the most famous trappers and catalogers of wild creatures of all time, known throughout the world as Ash Ketchum.

Melba is simply on a related quest to catch 'em all. Meaning Sasquatch pokemon.

Here’s an Abomasnow. (Not pictured: an Obamasnow, found only in the Pokemon Red State version. You can trade him for a McCainosaur)

This specimen is one of the mightiest of all the non-snowbound Sasquatches. Slaking. Sadly, Slaking can be defeated easily by any pokemon that knows Protect. Oh, overpowered pokemon, why do you have exploitable weaknesses that make the game oddly balanced?

The search for an even more powerful Sasquatch-mon continues. Hopefully it will be of the Dark-Ghost type, which will make it beyond cheesy because that’s only weak to Fairy-type Sasquatch, which we all know aren’t real. I mean, whoever heard of a Fairy-type Sasquatch. Ridiculous.

I just realized Slaking looks exactly like McCainosaur. I paid good money for both versions. I’m getting ripped off!