Not “bad”, but not all that good: Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when she gets boffed by Mike “Speedy” Damone.
Romeo in one of the older versions of Romeo and Juliet … saw it in English class, all we saw was his naked derriere. That was enough – scarred for life!
The unrated version of The War Zone was chock full of creepy nudity. The daughter had a marvelous body, but I didn’t even realise this until after the movie because all nudity was in the context of horrendously disturbing depictions of incest. :shudder:
Don’t forget Bad Lieutenant. :eek:
>The hot tub scene in About Schmidt . . . it involved a nude Kathy Bates.<
The horror…the horror. I’m blind! Blind!
Catherine Sutherland in “The Cell”. Wow. A naked corpse covered in bugs and dirt. Who’s for dinner?
The pool sex scene in “Showgirls.” Never seen anyone orgasm like they’d bee electrocuted before. Never want to see it again.
I watched Wilde the other weekend and while I must say that Jude Law’s butt is in no way unattractive, did it have to be in every other freaking shot???
Also, nude/semi-nude Stephen Rea. shudder
Something About Mary’s old-lady nudie shot. Yeck.
Charlton Heston’s bare-naked byu-tocks in Planet of the Apes turned me away from the NRA forever and ever.
At the risk of sounding like a pervert (I’m not), if you look quickly you can see Olivia Hussey’s (haw haw) breast as he jumps out from under the covers. Certainly a worthy antidote for your poisoned mind.
At my school, even the butt scene was cut off of the tape.
I’m goning to have to vote with ultrafilter, here. We were sitting on the couch, all set to be titillated, and bam…my husband says ‘that was entirely unnecessary’.
Eww. Just ewww.
John Cleese’s pasty ass in *Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life *. Coincidentally, this film also contains the best nude scene in a movie: topless girls in bicycle helmets running in slow motion.
You’re talking about the one in which she pees, I take it? I actually thought that scene was pretty critical to the story at that point, since it’s all about Harvey Keitel trying to break down her barriers. A powerful moment in the film, I felt, and not gratuitous at all.
And besides, I’m - *ahem * - pretty much for any Kate Winslet nude scene. Despite the peeing (definitely not because of it!).
I disagree here too. The point of that scene was to show that the Marquis was less comfortable with his own nudity than the Abbe was in witnessing it. A perfectly-played scene by both Rush and Joaquin Phoenix, in which the Marquis shows himself to be in control in that situation, despite his nakedness.
Not to say I found it at all appealing… just that I completely saw a point to that scene.
The spanking scene in Rush. What the hell was that all about, other than a way to show her butt?
I meant to say that the Marquis was more comfortable with his own nudity in the above post of course.
:smack:
Jabba the Hutt in Empire Strikes Back
(That wasn’t his tail Han stepped on).
True, but did anyone else think it looked like a proth …prosthes … prosthezis … like a rubber body suit?
I second (or maybe third) NoClueBoy’s nomination of Keitel in The Piano. I must admit, it was well shot (technically, that is) and actually had some relevance to the plot, but GOOD LORD! Full frontal shot of Harvey? Put some pants on man! The whole film was really over-loaded with man-ass, IMHO.
Every episode of Oz.
Well, In the Realm of the Senses has quite a few, starting off with a homeless drunk passed out in the snow with his kimono open and a bunch of little kids using his penis as a snowball target. It was then followed up with the female lead giving said homeless guy a handjob, the boiled-egg scene, the 65-year-old geisha, and of course the finale:
Does it count as a nude scene if the star’s genitals are more than 10 feet from the rest of his body?