The worst nude scene in a movie.

YMMV. It’s my fave nude scene.

That is right up my alley :wink:

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Don’t remember the film too well (a self-preservation mechanism) but the scene involved Kate Winslet outdoors, either walking or running towards the camera with her hands outstretched. I remember thinking how grotesquely pretentious and irrelevant the scene was.

It was… during the theatrical credits, they show the actress flopping them up and down, like, say, Silly Putty.

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Wild Things unfortunately showed Kevin’s Bacon. However, that may be a very good nude scene to the other half of the population.

[Duffman] Oooh yeah! [/Duffman]

Personally, I’d have to vote for Something about Mary, too. But that was just a bad film overall, so it really didn’t have that much impact.

I’d also like to direct your attention to Helen Hunt’s nipples through her wet T-Shirt in As good as it gets. Not very flattering.

Yeah, but I think they conveyed that pretty well through the rest of the scene. The full-frontal was just for shock value, IMO, and maybe not entirely out of place.

I still didn’t want to see it.

Have any of you people seen Troma’s Terror Firmer?

I don’t know which was worse: the fat guy with plaster on his head getting a BJ from that girl, freaking out and running naked through Times Square, then getting his head crushed by an automobile while his little willy wiggled away for about ten minutes, or the climax scene where Casey opens his robe and is revealed to be a hermaphrodite whose father (Ron Jeremy, of course) lopped off his dick as a child so he could have a little girl to fuck.

Top That! :smiley:

I can, the first Topless scene in Scary Movie.

YUCK!!! Granted it was the effect they were going for but still Gross!

Practically all of the scenes in Showgirls were bad. I’ve never seen such a huge number of naked women parts and still not get a woody. That film almost made me gay. Right now, I’m just fashionably sensible.

Total Recall in a bar on Mars. Man, that chick had 3 boobies!

I haven’t seen it, but I heard that eighty-something Jessica Tandy did a nude scene in “Camilla,” her last movie.

NOT a pleasant thought.

Probably the “Asspen” episode of South Park…you know what I’m talking about.

I’ll second that one. All that thrashing and flailing… the grimaces… yeeee

Heaven’s Prisoners had the most disappointing nude scene with Teri Hatcher. She looked so baggy and withered. Unlike her nude scene in The Cool Surface where she was HOTTT in all caps and three t’s!

Sorry, not a movie, but I have to mention it. Seeing Dennis Franz’s pasty white butt in NYPD Blue was HORRIBLE! :eek:

Great actor, sorry ass. Now Kim Delaney on the other hand…

I swear I saw Brian Dennehy nude in a movie in the 1980’s but I forgot the title - quite willingly.

You must be thinking of 17-year-old Leonard Whiting in Franco Zeffirelli’s famous 1968 film. But considering that Whiting had a cute butt (all the girls in my neighborhood agreed), and that the scene was as they say “artistically and tastefully” done, what in heck scarred you for life? It’s not like they had a close-up.

This is a very dispiriting thread to read. At first I thought - how could nudity in a movie be a bad thing? I mean, each to their own preferences and tastes but… a bad thing? But lots of posts here have dredged up memories I had blanked out. The winner for me has already been mentioned - Cleese in The Meaning Of Life. Not a good idea on any level.

The Life of David Gale - when Constance kills herself, she is nude, and it was very un-nerving.

Don’t forget John Cleese’s ass in A Fish Called Wanda.
What about the girl in Almost Famous with that huge mole/third nipple?

Burt Lancaster’s dead ass (he was killed) in Go Tell the Spartans. Completely unnecessary scene at the end of the movie that could have easily been done with his britches on. It’s a war flick for chrissakes! What’s the point?