No Troy, it’s not. No One wants to see Kevin naked. No one. It’s the most horrific nude scene I’ve ever seen. <shudder> Even seeing James’ Wood in Curse of the Starving Class was less icky.
Salma Hayek’s [barely] nude scene in Desperado. Although, she makes up for it in Frida. 
I thought this worked well. I was a kid when I saw it in the theatre and I reacted strongly to it. Falling to one’s death has been done a thousand times. But naked? That removes any dignity associated with dying and leaves the viewer upset in just a slightly different way than usual.
Another one:
The one with the guys in Spetters.
I really didn’t feel it necessary to show the guys’ tallywhackers as they measured them with calipers in a motor shop (basically “drawing straws” to see who would make it with the snack bar girl).
I’m not sure which girl he’s speaking of (I don’t recall seeing any Kate Hudson, Anna Paquin, or Fairuza Balk tatas- nor of the other girl who saw Auras) in ALMOST FAMOUS,…BUT…
Chloe Sevigny’s nipple-twin mole in BOYS DON’T CRY- WTF?!?!
All nude scenes in BDC were pretty disturbing!
has there been a discussion on if anyone finds it disturbing when child actors/actresses grow up & do nude scenes, no matter how hot they are?
I Don’t recall the name of the movie, but somewhat recently Molly Wingwald tried to make a comeback in films. She was topless in a sex scene and she just looked so damn awkward and uncomfortable. I felt so bad for her.
That’s “Ringwald,” of course!
Bordello of Blood. Creepy old man fiddles with the nipples of an obese middle-aged female corpse, then cuts her abdomen open and sniffs the gasses as wet fart-like noises play.
Worst nude scene ever.
Shut up, that was the best nude scene EVER.
Now, the WORST nude scene, ever, of all time, was Leelee Sobieski’s in The Glass House. What makes it the worst? Because, despite stripping down to her skivvies, we NEVER get the full-frontal… and THAT was a movie that REALLY needed it!!
Frank Langella’s frontal nude scene in ‘Lolita’
Wow, I saw that in high school, and I never realized that Olivia was a “he”. That would definitely make the scene a little bit disturbing.
That would be The Belly of an Architect, 1987. Like most Peter Greenaway movies, it had quite a bit of nudity. (I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned John Gielgud in Prospero’s Books.)
It’s ridiculous to say you’re traumatized by seeing ordinary human bodies naked (e.g., Kathy Bates and Brian Dennehy). If the nude scene belongs in the story at that point, then it’s a good scene. Sometimes it’s disturbing if nudity appears in a completely non-erotic setting, such as in Schindler’s List. Again, a good scene, just painful.)
I read Kate Winslet’s scene in Holy Smoke completely differently from you guys. Instead of her being broken down by Keitel, she was crazy like a fox. She used her unexpected full frontal nudity to startle him and throw him off balance. (She was only pretending to spazz out.) It worked. From that moment on she had him in her power. It was one of the most powerful nude scenes ever.
The disoriented, staggering nude woman suddenly appearing in the night scene was, IMHO, lifted from Isabella Rossellini’s take in Blue Velvet. I have a theory that Kate Winslet’s character in Holy Smoke had seen Blue Velvey and it gave her an idea to turn the situation to her advantage.
I would have to say the scene in the Simpson when Chief Wiggum and his guys bust in on Comic Book Guy and Skinner’s mom when they’re in flagrante delicto, a sight that causes one of the guys to barf. Yes, there’s only one way to say it:
Worst. Nude. Scene. Ever!
Amen to that.
Thought probably not “The Worst” nude scenes, I think these deserve at least a dishonorable mention:
Halle Berry’s nude scenes in both Swordfish and Monster’s Ball. Don’t get me wrong, I think Halle has a great body, is quite beautiful, and is a good actress, but in both instances, her nudity was cancelled out by other factors.
The Swordfish scene was terribly staged and awkward. If you recall, this was her first nude scene ever. She was sitting poolside with a book covering her breats, and when she exposed herself, you could almost hear her thinking, “Okay, here goes…”
It just looks so unnatural.
The Monster’s Ball sex scene with Billy Joe Bob Ray Dan Johnny Thornton was also awkward. Her “Make me feel good!” line (or should I say “whine”) grated on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard. The rest of the movie was good, but that scene didn’t sit well with me.
Every one of you is wrong. The worst nude scene ever is watching Huey Lewis urinate in “Short Cuts”. I never in my life thought I would be subjected to Huey Lewis’s penis.
Don’t worry, you weren’t. That was a prosthetic weenie.
Does Mrs. Huey Lewis go running from the bedroom, screaming, “Omigod, no! Not Huey Lewis’ penis!”