Does Mrs. Huey Lewis go running from the bedroom, screaming, “Omigod, no! Not Huey Lewis’ penis!”
Does Mrs. Huey Lewis go running from the bedroom, screaming, “Omigod, no! Not Huey Lewis’ penis!”
Does Mrs. Huey Lewis go running from the bedroom, screaming, “Omigod, no! Not Huey Lewis’ penis!”
Does Mrs. Huey Lewis go running from the bedroom, screaming, “Omigod, no! Not Huey Lewis’ penis!”
QUINTUPLE POST!
Is this a first? I mean…six in a row!! Jesus Christ!
Anyways, my vote goes to Kevin Bacon’s schlong in Wild Things.
FIVE?
Widdershins are you high?! Not only is The Tall Guy one of the funniest movies ever made, but Emma Thompson is a total fox in it.
I agree that the movie and the scene are very funny, no argument there. But that movie pretty much killed whatever attraction I had for Emma Thompson until then.
YMMV, as someone else posted in reply my first post, but to me her breasts looked to be majorly out of proportion to each other. Yes, I know most pairs of breasts are not perfectly symmetrical, but hers looked like they belonged on two different people. The nipples were also so turned outward toward her arms that her breasts looked like they were running away from each other like frightened dogs.
And personally I liked the triple breasted woman in Total Recall. You could “tune in London” with her and still have one free for your mouth. 
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Although I must say that Dina Meyer in Starship Troopers had the “cutest” pair of movie boobies I remember.
Hmmm…said six, meant five. Still, that’s pretty impressive.
Also, anytime a dead body is nude in a movie is bad. Very, very, bad.
The worst in my personal estimation: 13 Ghosts. I very much regret I ever let that foul video into my house (it wasn’t my idea, but I hold myself responsible). I didn’t want my 9-year-old son’s first view of a nude woman to be a she-demon zombie corpse with gory knife slashes all over her. I want my son to grow up thinking of women and sex as something loving, tender, happy, and healthy. Not to imprint his young brain by associating sex with violence. Damn that was sick. I need to show him a good erotic movie to give him a better imprint regarding nude women, if it isn’t too late to make amends for the damage to his impressionable mind.
Not the worst nude scenes, but the ones in Event Horizon are particularly disturbing to me. You have Dr. Weir’s wife wearing only her panties as she slits her wrists. It looks like D. J. is completely naked after Weir has gutted him and hooked him to the ceiling. And almost everyone in the final captain’s log entry/distress tape is naked doing horrible things to each other.