Hypocrite: 1. See George Carlin.
Amazon has a special on The 12 HBO Standup Specials of George Carlin.
For a man who supposedly hated HBO and Television, he sure did a lot of specials for them and took a lot of their money.
You can’t trust what a comedian says, can you?
I have to admit I loved his story about beheading criminals, letting their heads roll down a hill toward 3 holes in the ground, and letting the public bet on which hole the head falls into.
I think he was suggesting that this was a bad idea.
Just about the only ones I do trust.
That reminds me: dinky little on-ramps where you can’t get up to anything like the speed limit.
Also - being in a store and waiting for the person in front of me to buy dozens of lottery tickets.
Hundreds of dollars worth of lottery tickets! When they’d be lucky to win ten cents on the dollar back. Dammit, give me your money and I’ll give you one-fourth back, which is better than the lottery will do.
Yeah, but that Canyonero was really comfortable.
Comedians are sensationalists. That take normal life and put absurd spins out it or give outrageous examples to create laughs.
Oh, they mix in a bit of personal belief, but its mostly just a shtick, not to be used for informational purposes or taken seriously, and especially not to garner personal insight into the speaker.
My bank has a drive-up ATM that you can use 24 hours a day. Hubby and I pulled up to it this past Saturday night behind another car. The guy in the first car promptly stopped 5 feet before the ATM and began to gather his stuff and prepare for the transaction. This was one of those drive-ups where you have a concrete median on both sides so there was no way to go around him once we pulled up. We honked quickly and he looked back and did a “WHAT?” motion with his hands. SERIOUSLY?
Maybe not the worst thing in the world, but at that moment he was the worst person in the world to us.
Honda engineers are the worst thing in the world.
My Honda is acting up, because it’s old, and it seems like every weekend day is turning into “Wouldn’t you rather choke a Honda engineer today?” day.
I’m pretty sure they deliberately made it harder to work on. There’s *no way *they could have made it so that you have to take the brake vacuum cylinder off to get the fuel filter out without doing it deliberately. I also have arm bruises from taking off radiator hose pinch clamps (I hate pinch clamps!)
Maybe you need the special set of tools only available to Honda repair shops. You know, like the snake socket wrench that allows you to turn nuts hidden behind two right-angle bends. 
None of these things is even close to being the worst thing in the world.
The worst thing in the world is watching someone you love suffer horribly while being powerless to do anything about it.
Trust me on that one.
Christ Jesus, Scylla, you auditioning to be the Godzilla of Buzzkill?
Yeah, I guess so. Sorry.
This wasn’t a contest for worst THING in the world, dude. Damn.
I wanna use this phrase in my sig. Is that ok with you?
Trust me, there were google searches for just such an item…
The absolute worst thing in the world right now is the stupid headache I woke up with. I took 800 mg of ibuprofen early this morning and another 800 mg just now. I’ve also got a soda and snack to get my caffeine and blood sugar up to see if that helps. I’ve even got my mp3 player on to help drown out the noise and chatter. I feel better, but it’s still not gone.
And my university library’s website is not working, right when I have to write a paper. Grr.
That’s what it was like for you watching Bush getting criticized, huh?
Breathing holes?
P+1) Procrastinating when you know better and still have a big deadline looming.