Yeah, but who teaches the teachers?
Yeah, but it’s teachers all the way down.
Yeah, but then the turtles start.
Yeah, but don’t you mean “tutors”?
Yeah, but I think he meant tortoises.
Yeah, but which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Yeah, but… egg.
Yeah, but Chicken Cordon Bleau, however one spells it.
Yeah but Chicken Cordon blew whom?
Yeah, but a Gentleman does not kiss and tell.
Yeah, but a woman will put it on Facebook.
Yeah, but who looks at Facebook anymore?
Yeah, but there’s always Twitter.
Yeah, but I hear LeVar Burton is so done with Twitter.
Yeah, but go the fuck to sleep.
Yeah, but who can sleep with all those damned kids?
Yeah, but aren’t kids supposed to be ringing the doorbell on Halloween?
Yeah, but that really cramps my style.
Yeah, but isn’t it more important that the kids get the sugar-laden, cavity-causing treats they so badly need?
Yeah, but who needs teeth anyway?