Yeah, but Dentists make a pile of money on this holiday.
Yeah, but (chomp, chomp, chomp)… what was I saying?
Yeah, but aren’t you going to spoil your dinner that way?
Yeah, but salad isn’t very filling anyway.
Yeah, but salad is just a conspiracy on the part of the vegetarian hegemony.
Yeah, but I need salads to keep my piles in good working order.
Yeah, but if you leave stuff piled up, you get raccoons.
Yeah, but raccoons look so cute and cuddly.
Yeah, but would you want one taking up housekeeping in your attic?
Yeah, but they keep the squirrels away.
Yeah, but the squirrels keep Godzilla away.
Yeah, but who said I wanted Godzilla to keep away?
Yeah, but your house is now rubble.
Yeah, but I’ll move in with my next door neighbors, Barney & Betty Rubble.
Yeah, but they moved to Boulder, Colorado.
Yeah, but they only move there to get stoned!
Yeah, but think of Bamm-Bamm!
Yeah, but everybody must get stoned!
Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone.
Yeah, but isn’t one the loneliest number that you’ll ever do?