Yeah, but he’s making a list and checking it twice.
Yeah, but why does he have to recheck the list if he is supposedly so smart that he should get it right the first time?
Yeah, but in Soviet Russia, the list checks YOU!
Yeah, but then they have a Santa Purge.
Yeah, but you only spend a little time in purgegatory.
Yeah, but the KGB doesn’t light candles.
Yeah, but there’s always time off for good behavior.
Yeah, but until then you get to have Boris the Ублюдок as your loving and sensitive cell-mate.
Yeah, but they kill Moose and Squirrel!
Yeah, but you can’t kill a toon.
Yeah, but I’ve got Dip
Yeah, but Moose & Squirrel Dip doesn’t count
Yeah, but Sherman and Mr. Peabody surely will be along any second now to save the day!
Yeah, but why didn’t Mr. Peabody use the wayback machine to buy stock?
Yeah, but why didn’t he patent the idea, and then sue Doctor Who?
Yeah, but which Doctor Who?
Yeah, but when Time Lord lawyers bill for overtime it can take centuries.
Yeah, but they don’t charge interest.
Yeah, but if you miss a payment they break your kneecaps before you took out the loan.
Yeah, but if you win the powerball you’ll be able to pay in full