Yeah, but what do you do with the ten bucks left over?
Yeah, but wouldn’t you like five more Powerball tickets?
Yeah, but the expected return on the next drawing after a major jackpot win is utterly abysmal.
Yeah, but would you gamble away your savings when you could just use that money to buy donuts
Yeah, but if you spend ten dollars on donuts, you only get enough to put you in the mood for more donuts…
Yeah, but the shops are all out of donuts. The cops are working double shifts lately.
Yeah, but if Superman stepped up the cops wouldnt have to work so hard
Yeah, but then the Daily Planet would go bankrupt with the additional costs of the
‘crime reports’ section & overtime for Mr. Kent.
Yeah, but Superman didn’t do shit in World War Two, the Big One.
Yeah, but that’s 'cause Hitler had the Spear of Destiny.
Yeah, but it turned out to be a fake, courtesy of a practical joke by Fegelein…