The zero-tolerance dimwits score another perfect shot to the foot

[PaulFitzroy]

From the article:

Mike Schultz, president of the Warhawks Band Booster Club, said Monday that his phone has been ringing constantly with requests to purchase the kits. Stephenson said he has since donated an additional 1,900 fishing kits to the booster club’s sale.

Their school mascot is the WARHAWKS and they have a problem with an “arsenal” of fillet knives? Maybe they should change their name to the Lambs, or the Pussies.