The ZPG Zealot handshake thread party extravaganza

To extend a side-discussion from another thread
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853427&page=3

In previous places, ZPG Zealot has compared a man offering to shake a woman’s hand to physical assault (and an actual handshake to rape.)

I’m going to weakly defend ZPG Zealot here, and say that she admits the women are committing a crime, she just thinks (I assume) that it’s a lesser crime than a man shaking a woman’s hand. Which seems batshit to me, but it’s not completely logically inconsistent, it just encompasses a bizarre assumption about the relationship between men and women.