I was scanning job titles at one web site and saw…
I checked on the job description. Well, what would you expect me to do? But darnit, it was just a test. 
Guess I won’t get to be an ear lobe polisher after all.
I saw the one you mentioned. A couple of weeks earlier, they were looking for an elbow polisher. I’m still hoping for an interview on that one.
Don’t tell Nacho4Sara. Especially if the job is polishing male elbows. She’ll apply just for the opportunity to view male elbow crack.
I notice they’re looking for an Ear lobe polisher II. Apparently they want people who’ve invested some time in this career path.
Give new meaning to the term spit-polish.
[sub]Is this where I duck and run?[/sub]
Nah, it just means some customers want both ears done.
It does make you wonder where you go after polishing ear-lobes, doesn’t it? :eek:
That’s what I love about this board. I can throw out the most random, off-the-wall weirdness, and someone will follow me down the path.
[sub]Of course, this post is just keeping that wretched spelling mistake on the first page. Honesly, I usually know the difference. I don’t suppose a mod wants to fix that for me? I’ll polish your ear lobes![/sub]