Themepark Of The Gods! No UFOs, but we got cotton candy!

At last , we have proof!


Erich von Däniken has been exposed as the huckster, sideshow geek and general hustler some of us always knew he was.

The story shows his “Mystery Park”–full of cheesy “pyramids”, pseudo flying saucers, and a threadbare vision of the future that was too hokey for the 1929 World’s Fair.

I wonder if there’ll be a side show. “Knoeck down 3 Aliens with a baseball, win a teddy bear!” :dubious: :smack:
Erich von Däniken–in the name of the Most Holy Cecil Adams, and with the heartfelt support (I’m confident) of 8 out of 10 Dopers, I do name thee :wally