Therapist=The Rapist- Other words like this?

That’s “dozy,” not “goatsy.”

Oops… ninja’d.

Obligatory “Weird Al” reference:

I realize that I’m responding to a zombie post in a revived thread, but I’m pretty sure that the phrase is “from the get-go,” not “get-co”

Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.

That falls in the category with “doggy-dog world” and “pre-Madonna”.

Not quite the same, but

The IRS = Theirs

That’s fantastic.

Not entirely relevant to the thread but in the early 2000s I had to manage an email spam filter whose rules were all done by hand. (I expect this job is also a punishment for mass-murderers in Hell, or it should be.) Anyway I had to respond to complaints about false positives and for some reason the most common was a misspelling of the word “peninsula”. Some of these examples remind me of that.

Londonderry Air. Could be seen as a bummer.

I may have posted this before, but in Memphis, TN, there is rather long overpass where Union Avenue turns into Walnut Grove Road going over railroad switch yards. There is an exit ramp on the overpass for “Flicker St”, which in itself is not that odd. What is interesting is that all of the exit signs are written in ALL CAPS. I guess “FLICKER ST” got complaints from people blending the “LI” into a single letter.

Pigeon

Pig Eon

Yup, ecoaster owned up to the typo.

No, it means “I am willow tree”. There is a missing article.

I used to work in a place called Bellshill. You could tell whether someone was from the area or not by how they pronounced it: locals knew it was Bell’s Hill.

And, at work, all I see are gruntled people.

Every time I see ‘Gotham’ I see it as Got ham.

Sounds like a marketing idea for the pork industry.

Got ham?
mmm

And when he announced “a new start” in his life by getting a vanity license plate with ANUSTART.

Scottish singer Susan Boyle had a launch party for a new album.

Her people tried to get it trending with the hashtag Susan Album Party.

#susanalbumparty

One year I vacationed in a town named Bumpass.

Pronounced Bum Pass.

We referred to it at Bump Ass.
mmm

My frequent travels are sometimes seen as cause for alarm by employees at firms with which I do business sporadically. They get concerned that I may be unavailable to sign contracts when it’s convenient for them. I tend to do repeat business with firms who recognize that it’s significant that my wife has my power of attorney, and she can sign if I can’t.

I hope everyone will be in attendance because at ten, dance!