Have you ever tried to keep 31 sophomores focused on the Concordat of Bologna when a herb of goats wanders by your window? Not very easy! Turns out today is Club Rush on campus, and the local FFA (Future Farmers of America) was setting up a pen.
My first response, however, was:
"I know we ordered more goats for the Newbie Initiations, but why are they being delivered here?
Herd of goats. :smack:
And before anyone says it…yes, I’ve heard of goats. Smartass!
Oh shit, I had to come in here and comment on the “herb of goats” thing. that was great.
And actually i had the same thought about the initations.
So this Concordat of Bologna stuff…made by Oscar Meyer?
Yea, it was a prototype baloney airplane. They discontinued it after the passengers ate one mid-flight.
These are exciting times, my friend…
I thought this thread was about goats?
Hey, if I can’t get you on the “herb of goats” thing, I gotta go for something … 
Uh oh. This should be a helluva DopeFest. You’re not bringing them with you…are you?
I’d like an order of Concordat of Bologna with a side of herbed goat.
[sub]And put it on Scout’s tab.[/sub]
I don’t know…are any newbies who need initiating going to be there?
Hmm. I think Iamthewalrus(3= said this was his/her first Fest.
So I think you know what that means.
BRING. IT. ON.