An email guaranteed to create an office stampede on St Patrick’s Day.
And they were rather yummy too.
Our grocery store bakery was selling green bread: regular old sliced white sandwich bread, only colored green.
How would you know when it goes bad? 
It turns orange.
I keed, I keed.
Okay, I tried to make a joke involving a yellow dress and the break room sprinklers going off, but it’s not working. Anyone?