If you are using a public restroom with stall doors, but I can see your butt cheeks, you are doing something wrong.
Entering the restroom at work today, somebody had the stall doors closed, but was oriented not towards the toilet and squatting low enough that in the doorway to the hallway, I had the misfortune of seeing them actually wipe their ass.
WTF?
There are so many things wrong with this - why squat oriented towards the stall door instead of the toilet? Why squat with your ass so low it is below the stall door? Is it a record that I have gone my entire life without seeing another adult human wipe their ass?
There’s something about public restrooms that makes people into gibbering morons. At least with a private restroom, if you’re doing funky shit that I don’t want to know about, I’ll never have the displeasure of seeing it.
So wait, the person was facing the toilet, and they were squatting so low that you could see their ass under the door? I don’t think I’m flexible enough to do that and still be able to wipe. That is truly bizarre.
With the stalls I have seen, you would have to be sitting on the ground in order for your butt to be visible when the doors were closed (at least to someone who is standing up).
He said the door was closed; perhaps he’s one of those people who gets right up to the crack between the door and the frame to peer into the stall, then gets offended by what he sees?
Meh. The average stall door i’ve see usually appears to have about a foot to 2 ft clearance on the bottom. i’ve seen some higher though at various venues, so i can picture the situation in my head (a sadly unpleasant visual, mind you.). the squatter would have to either be prety close to the door though… or there is alot of space in front of the stall.
This rates up there with the guys who use urinals with their pants and shorts around their knees on the wtf scale, though.