Kelly D, 6th grade, on my desk. I think she may have been flirting with me.
Although, if you watch the movie with commentaries enabled, you find that Travolta’s character did indeed deserve what he got.
(Not that I’m implying the OP’s SO deserved what *she *got; just that the clip might not be totally applicable)
Round here, if a car is dusty enough to see the words it’s de-rigeour to write clean me in the dust
Very, very wrong. 
I woke up one morning to drive my wife to work and on going out to our pale blue/white Ford Capri discovered that someone had painted “FUCK” in 2 foot high black letters down the driver’s side. Having no immediate way to get it off we had to drive to the hospital like that. I then drove to the garage across the road. The guy there suggested getting it off with petrol (gas) and it worked instantly. A quick wash and rinse and the car was as good as gold.
I think I know who the culprit might be (NSFW).
Next time a meeting goes too long, check out the doodles on the notepad of Janice over in Finance.
What did he do to deserve it? Park diagonally across two spaces?