There can be only...ONE? Newslinks

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

There can be only [del]One[/del] Two.

http://www.courant.com/community/news/ec/hcu-tolrob-0722,0,6999832.story

TOLLAND - State police are searching for a man who robbed a Dunkin’ Donuts with a large sword or knife Monday evening.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080722/D9234IU80.html

LEBANON, Ind. (AP) - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

And with swordsmen/women like these, Two may be Two too many!

BTW–I am not making fun of her religion, merely her bladesmanship.

[snailboy]

In high school, my brother stabbed himself in the back with his sword. Figure that one out.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@snailboy

In high school, my brother stabbed himself in the back with his sword. Figure that one out.

That kind of post makes my brain explode.

[eleanorigby]

LEBANON, Ind. (AP) - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

Seems like it didn’t work for her, then.

[lizardling]

@snailboy

In high school, my brother stabbed himself in the back with his sword. Figure that one out.

Over the shoulder sheathing attempt?

[Clothahump]

LEBANON, Ind. (AP) - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

Obviously didn’t work.

[snailboy]

@lizardling

Over the shoulder sheathing attempt?

I think he actually stabbed himself from low. He said he was just swinging it around and it ended up in his back. I don’t think he went to the hospital for it, but it was more than just a little prick.

[slaphead]

@snailboy

more than just a little prick.

your brother, or his wound?

[The_Scrivener]

Re. the Wiccan woman, it could’ve been worse. She could’ve accidentally pinned her cloak to the ground instead, found herself unable to leave, ascribed that to malevolent forces from the Great Beyond, and died of fright.

[Sanity_Challenged]

LEBANON, Ind. (AP) - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

Somewhere there’s a Wiccan spirit going “there ya go, lady, good luck with that!”