There is a hurricane coming, you decrepit fart!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@LiveOnAPlane

You know, just for a moment there, I thought I’d learned what happened to one of my Junior High School classmates. Only the age diff is a little too great…oh, well.

We had this kid in Jr. High who was a prissy litlle frelk, did hall monitor duties. He lived for reporting someone to the teachers. He lived for rules & enforcing them with no common sense applied. Slobbered on authoritie’s shoes. He was such a shit that no one could stand, that to this day, about 40 years later, I still wonder how his life turned out…just as an intellectual exercise.

He was the kind of kid who went through early childhood going “I’m gonna tell! I’m gonna tell!”

I almost thought I’d found the answer right here in this thread. Too old, though, dang! Maybe next time.

So?
Google his name & tell us!

High school classmate search company’s are common online.

Discover his tale!

Tell us his fate!
If you’re lucky, he got into porn, & you can mock him. Or not.

[Squink]

@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Sua? You OK?

Sua’s probably got no power/internet.
Else the roofers called the cops…

[SuaSponte]

@Zoe

Your inclination to ignore an elderly man who is obviously not thinking straight was the right one. How fortunate that neither you nor anyone you love will ever have that problem.

Um, Zoe, kindly fuck off. Having had several elderly family members suffer from various forms of dementia, I know that dear Hank was not suffering from that. Instead, he was infuriated that we weren’t following the rules. No matter that (i) our disobedience would cause no one any harm, or (ii) that special circumstances existed.

It wasn’t like Hank didn’t know that a hurricane was coming - I specifically asked him whether he knew, and he answered affirmatively. He just didn’t care - the rules are the rules, regardless of circumstances. And that is fucking nuts - not senile dementia, just fucking nuts.

Anyway, we made it through fine. We have no power (I’m posting from a friend’s place), and are getting really sick of food like crackers, but we’re OK. In an (amusing?) irony, our parking the car in the driving lane ended up not helping. The forecast of the wind direction was off, and I ended up with a roof tile from next door bashing in my car hood. It sucks, but given the damage we’ve seen around here, we’ll take it.

Sua

[velvetjones]

Glad to hear that you’re OK Sua could’ve been worse. Here’s hoping that your power is restored soon.

Your car getting whacked probably made that old man’s day.

[Encinitas]

Are you sure that Hank didn’t throw that roof tile? Or was it the roofers?
Glad you are ok.

[Rilchiam]

@SuaSponte

Anyway, we made it through fine.

Glad to hear it, but I knew you would be! vix survived the WTC attacks.

(IIRC, and by all means correct me if I don’t.)

[Polycarp]

@LiveOnAPlane

You know, just for a moment there, I thought I’d learned what happened to one of my Junior High School classmates. Only the age diff is a little too great…oh, well.

We had this kid in Jr. High who was a prissy litlle frelk, did hall monitor duties. He lived for reporting someone to the teachers. He lived for rules & enforcing them with no common sense applied. Slobbered on authoritie’s shoes. He was such a shit that no one could stand, that to this day, about 40 years later, I still wonder how his life turned out…just as an intellectual exercise.

He was the kind of kid who went through early childhood going “I’m gonna tell! I’m gonna tell!”

I almost thought I’d found the answer right here in this thread. Too old, though, dang! Maybe next time.

Do you need to ask? He’s clearly a Deputy Undersecretary of Homeland Security!