Ok I’ll post but I exspect a Scooby snack in exchange.
ZOINKS!!! There goes Mr. Weatherbee so it can’t be him in a rubber mask. What is at the end of this thread.
Well this is as far as I go. goes and hides in the Mystery Machine
Damhna, u aren’t.
luckily.
and i’m not.
i’m just a tabby cat who is certainly NOT purple and is part of the Knights that go YIRP [sup]TM[/sup]
of course, i may be lying. 
thank God for that.
{Damhna wipes the glistening beads of sweat from his brow and puts on his very best shiteating grin.}
Folks ! you know this is just so much fun to post to !
You even get a free Taco Bell coupon for contributing.
Honest!
C’mon in .
I can personally quarantee you that you will never again suffer from emphyasema , hemoroids or halitosis if you post here , your car will become more fuel efficent and your utility bills will be cut in half.
Contribute here and you will suddently becoame instantly more appealing to the opposite sex , your chosen body part will suddenly increase in size and you will never need to use hairgel again.
Post a quick note and you will find that strange pain in your wrist is gone for good , the sun’ll come out (tommorow)and you will get free cable.
[sub]…Oh dear God…[/sub]
Allright Already !
I’ll throw in an x-box and first refusal on a seat on the new space shuttle.
I got your back, Yondan. 
loads up the NerfBalls and adjusts his football helmet
We ain’t ascared of no monsters… [sub]unless they’re over there in the dark part of the thread… where’s my teddy bear?[/sub]
Monsters?? Bah! I’m a MOMMY!! I fear no monster!!
Now, a houseful of teenagers is another story entirely… :eek:
…and then Max tamed them all with the magic trick of staring stright into their yellow eyes without blinking once and said “BE STILL!”
And the wild things were all afraid and named him the most wild thing of all.
I don’t know what you’re all worried about. It’s always a bit dark and shadowy around the end of a thread, I suppose your eyes can play tricks on you - but if you go up close and feel around a bit…
(rummages around)
Nope. Feels just like an ordinary end of thread.
Well, maybe the texture is rougher than usual…
Sort of scaly, almost…
And there’s this sort of breathing sound…
And… ummm… [sub]help?[/sub]
Why? WHY would I read this right before going to bed?
Of course, mine will be the last post, thus setting myself up to be the first one eaten when we reach the end of the thread… damn.
I hate monsters.
There’s an Osama with a Muppet at this point in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92295
Actually, the scariest thing I’ve read so far is that someone had this book as their favorite when they were a kid. I don’t need to feel this old.
Bah. My son knows that there aren’t any monsters at the end of this thread. They have dirty feet so I don’t let them in.
OK, here I am, you bastards!!!
[sub]Is this some kind of joke that says I’m a thread killer and am ALWAYS at the end of the thread?[/sub]
RAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHH!!!
:eek:
Want some whiskey in your water
Sugar in your tea
What’s all these crazy questions they askin’ me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don’t turn on the lights, 'cause I don’t want to see
Mama told me not to come
That ain’t the way to have fun, no
Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I’m almost chokin’
From the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you’re smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
I seen so many things
I ain’t never seen before
Don’t know what it is
I don’t wanna see no more :eek:
Please don’t make any further posts here.
On the contrary… we must continue to post to this thread, lest we get to the end.
(I love reading the book and its sequel, and babygnu loves listening. I do a mighty fine Grover voice and a surprisingly good Elmo, too.)
But I was promised a monster.
You’ve got another think coming.
(Constructs scaffold of papier mâche).