I liked my one better 
Also - look out! Falling Mondegreens!
Ahem
Without artificial illumination, the peril is reduced.
We have arrived - reduce our boredom
I feel foolish, and catching
We have arrived - reduce our boredom
When our terrestrial satellite is in the mansion of the fifth prime
And Zeus coincides with Ares
Then irenic serenity will shepherd the wandering orbs
And amour proper shall drive the stellar lights
Envision there’s no celestial city
It’s not hard if you endeavor
No hades under us
Atop us only atmosphere …
Near the beginning of the period between sunrise and noon when I was following a given circuit
I injected a dose of benzoylmethylecgonine and discharged a lead projectile into my female companion.
I returned to my abode and sought temporary unconsciousness.
I placed my favorite firearm with a barrel diameter of 0.44 inches below my cranium.
Satan save the monarch
The totalitarian dominion
They made you you a duncehead
A veritable ICBM
Satan save the monarch
She’s not homo sapien
And there’s no fullness of time
And England’s hallucinating
Don’t be instructed what you wish for
Don’t be instructed what you require
There’s no fullness of time
No fullness of time
Mo fullness of time for you
Satan save the monarch
We’re sincere, dude
We like our monarch
And satan saves
Satan save the monarch
'Cause tourists enable a revenue stream
And our titular head
Is not what it seems
…
I am primate and a flea bit me
and my comrades are drug addicts
or not.
I am a chilled Italian pie
I would like my male member squeezed.
I invite you to do it.
I’m glad to be a male drug addict.
I’m glad you are a female addict.
Reported.
I see you commuting about the village with the lady I have affection for, and I’m thinking, fornicate this guy. I’m trying to sort out if it’s perhaps the lack of coinage in the compartments sewn into my pants, and I’m still thinking, seriously, perform a sexual act on this guy, and not in a pleasant way. And I should add, that same sentiment goes for the lady I had mentioned previously.
Stay upright beside your male significant other.
This territory is for me,
This territory is for you,
From the 31st state to the 11th’s enisled acreage,
From woods of S. giganteum to the east shoreline of the 27th state,
This territory came into existence for us.
A woman is confident
All shiny objects are aureate
And she’s purchasing an escalier to paradise
When she arrives she checks
If any merchant booths are open
And then she’ll obtain any item by saying a single word
Oh oh oh oh and she’s purchasing an escalier to paradise
There’s a document with information
But she wishes to verify the intent
Due to words having multiple connotations
In the topiary by the estuary
There’s an oscine who carries a tune with its voice
The inaccuracies of our thinking processes
Ooh, I hereby speculate
Ooh, I hereby speculate
I come to a realization
When I look 90 degrees perpendicular to the north
and my essence regrets disembarking
Upon examination of my information processing ability
Vapor ovals in the topiary
And spectators commenting about something
Ooh, I hereby ponder
Ooh, I really hereby ponder
In an outdoors flatland
I engage in conflict for food
I perform physical labor
I do not engage in conflict
To demonstrate my moral superiority
I do not require a pardon
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I enjoy large posteriors, but lack the ability to prevaricate.
You, my male siblings, are unable to dispute this.
Adios, avenue of bright amber colored blocks
There exists a woman who is certain
Everything that scintillates is aurous
And she is purchasing a path of steps to nirvana.
You make me jumpy and disoriented
Excessive affection causes mental illness in males
You rendered me hopeless - it was exciting
Golly gosh, large circular flaming orbs
Dirt adjuster to Thomas the Great:
Dirt adjuster to Thomas the Great:
Consume your supplements and don your headgear
She was merely a maiden from a village of few people,
Existing in a milieu that provides insufficient companionship.
Said maiden boarded an iron horse that departed as one day faded to the next.
She then journeyed towards a place best named oblivion.
The lad hailed from a most populous place, having been spewn into this world and ushered into manhood in the southern sector of a city on the shore of great waters.
He as well boarded that self same rail-drawn conveyance, also at the hour of all naughts, and began a similar journey, hurtling in the direction of… no place at all.