There once was an amphibian named Jeremiah...

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Ray Davies was really emphasizing one point in this song.

He was the charlatan for a grand of monarchs.
I bumped into him in the dark when I was lost.
He recited fake news and stole my grape juice.
But other than that we go on pretty well.

Do you come from Australia?
Where women are luminescent and men steal?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the rumbling?
You better run, you better take cover

I did indeed discharge a firearm in the direction of the senior official of the local constabulary causing his unfortunate expiration.
However, under no circumstances did I perpetrate a homicide on his second in command.

There must be an exit from this place
Noted the jester to the cheat
There’s an abundance of bewilderment
I can achieve no peace
Merchants partake of my liquor
Planters my dirt do till
Not one from one to the other end
Comprehend this bill

Don’t feel obligated to be agitated
The cheat friendly said these words
More than a few of us here with you
Believe our existence is absurd
But both of us we’ve experienced that
And our destiny’s not there
So why don’t we tell the truth at last
We have no time to spare

From the bottom to the top of the lighthouse
Royals saw all that‘s there
And women walked in and out
And slaves who bore no foot ware

Not in here but far out there
A puma at them snarled
A pair of horsemen rode in closer
And the breeze became a swirl

A minced oath for Jesus Christ–whence did you obtain those ocular orbs?

That is animate existence. Other individuals have said that.
You are doing well in the fourth month, but low in the subsequent month
But I am confident that I can switch songs
When I will be doing well in the sixth month.

Screw you, screw you exceedingly, for the reason that we hold in contempt all the activities you partake in, and all the like minded people you hang out with, so don’t attempt to keep in contact with us.

Let’s kick this one back into play, shall we?

I made an attempt to alter my non-vegan diet, and was successful for a period exceeding two months. I was reducing my avoirdupois despite not self-medicating myself utilizing amphetamines, but rather by a combination of consuming the germinal material of Helianthus annuus, an emulsification of Daucus carota subsp. sativus, and passively absorbing solar radiation.

-“BB”-

From a somewhat-similar thread a few years ago:

We embark upon a journey, seeking audience with the Mage,
The fabulous Mage of the land over the Rainbow.
We are given to understand he is one heckuva Mage
In comparison to any other purported Magi there may have been.
Has any such Mage even been? Yea, if so, this Mage beyond the Rainbow is one such, the evidence being
the evidence being
the evidence being
the evidence being
the evidence being
the evidence being,
The evidence being in his track record of fabulous achievements!

We embark upon a journey, seeking audience with the Mage,
The fabulous Mage of the land over the Rainbow.

I discern the sounds of a locomotive approaching, approaching around a nearby curve
And I have not beheld solar radiation in a period of time that is unknown, but long
I’m incarcerated at Folsom Prison, and the perceived passage of time has been slowed
However, that locomotive continues on to San Antonio.

Ah, lo these many, many years of yore
Yours truly still retains the recollection
of how my mouth turned up at the ends due to that rhythmic sound

And yours truly was absolutely certain that, if given the opportunity
Yours truly would force others to move to the beat in unity,
And perhaps for at least some time their joy would have some ground

But the second month’s cold brought to me a physical shaking
With every periodical delivery route stop yours truly was making
Ill tidings on the threshold
When I tried to move my legs my knees would simply fold

Did tears roll from my eyes? My recollection must be hedged
When seeing words regarding the young woman whose troth he had recently pledged
My bowels felt as though something inside them was wedged
On that 24-hour period when when all tunes and melodies passed away