There was a little girl

There was a little girl,
who had a little curl

and she had a big gun,
and loved to have fun.

Till one day,
Along came Bubba-Ray.

If Astro was looking for a pleasant rhyme
I’m afraid you are wasting your time
For, I fear here, there are some
Who have to wreck your fun

(It was a nice start tho, Astro)

If you wish that fun was near
You will always find it here
For the little girl
With a curl
Is bringing us a beer

Of course she just killed a deer,
and she noticed you were near,
so she got another hook,
and you knew that you were sunk.

“…and when she was good, she was very, very good…”

And when she was bad she was horrid.

until she understood

I like pie.


I like play, d’oh!

I like cookie, d’oh!

Can I have a flaming Moe?

No, No, No, No, No…

She was a neo nazi ho.

God I hate this thread
Oh screw it, I’m off to bed

And then she followed Mushono,
and gave him violent head.

I think this would do better;
As a “G” rated thread.

Was this girl in a “G” string? :smiley: