Get this: thinks I’m good lookin & witty, wants to help me overhaul the MR2 motor & suspension, loves football and hates beer (so she won’t be taking my last beer, see?), drives a fast car, likes fishing, doesn’t care that I’m broke as long as I’ll be her travelling companion, better than easy on the eyes, worth talking to in the morning but still the morning comes too fast, digs walking in the rain, melts when I look at her, smiles when I smile, cleans up nice for a night out of culture or pub-crawling…you get the idea.