Just thought I’d share… (the news, that is, not the hot girl) (who is helping my roommate and his friend repair a truck).
I’m going to have to ask for the obligatory pictures.
So what brand of auto part is that calendar selling?
If the hot girl is in your garage, why are you in the computer room?
To avoid revealing my staggering ignorance about all things automotive. Plus, I haven’t had time to put my face on.
Sir, gird your sense of humor, grab an extra beer, and jump in. Point at the battery and ask her how it works, then hand her a beer and ogle her stuff. And grin… don’t forget the grin.
Close the garage door, turn off all the lights, and tell everyone there was a power outage and you must huddle together for warmth, as your very survival depends on it.
Why would you keep a hot girl in the garage? Repeat after me bedroom.Bedroom…
Cite? :dubious:
As long as she’s not tied to a chair with a sack over her head, then it’s all good.
You never know, GuanoLad, some girls are into that.
Or chopped up in the freezer.
Your Oh Face?
You know what I’m talkin’ 'bout!
I know of no girls who are into that.
Clearly, aclubs, you’ve never been to California.
:eek:
Priceless.
That exchange took me a couple read-overs and a minute to comprehend. Even the “Oh face” comment slipped in between is relevant, since aclubs did indeed make an “Oh face”. I give this thread 4 gold stars.
(That is, assuming when fetus responded to aclubs he had his first comment in mind, rather than jjimm’s which was quoted. Otherwise I only give it a half a gold star.)
Well there was a guy (known by an actual Doper!) who ate his own penis (not in the oral sex sense.) before volentarily being eaten (see above) by another guy.
Of course I want to believe girls are smarter than that.
Over her head…in her mouth…let’s just call the whole thing off.