[hijack]God almighty, that is the thread that has disturbed and plagued me most in my time here on the Dope. When it was active, it just would NOT fall off the front page. Yes, it was my own fault for reading it when it clearly advertised “TM Figgin’ I”…but who can resist a call like that? There are certain things which, once learned, cannot be unlearned.
Anyhow, thanks for refreshing my memory. 
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Just walk in, and tell her that when she’s done, you want he to help you out with fixing a problem with your Johnson rod.
… lorene …
I patiently waited for what seemed like a year for “TM Friggin’ I” to vanish from the boards so as never to bother me again, because I didn’t want to know!
And now, thank you all, I know.
You have damned me.
[BLEEEECH!!!]
Oh yeah? I once had a really hot girl in my garage.
Now she’s sitting on my couch. And she doesn’t visit anymore. 
Tripler
Get some gumption, ask her out, and join the club.
Of course. 
Thanks for all the stars.
Well, Max, what’s the verdict?
I can’t help but imagine so many of these posts in Adam Savage’s “geek” voice.
Sorry about that lorene. But I can’t get it out of my memory either. I can’t even wrap my mind around it.
A really hot girl, and she fixes cars?!
Can she weld?
pant, pant.
Tris
You must really have a hardon for Scottie on Mythbusters. She can weld rings around most guys I know. I don’t know for sure, but I bet she can fix cars (and motorcycles.)
Of course they are. Who’s the last girl *you * heard of eating her own penis?
Well, I established verbal contact. She didn’t want any pineapple wedges, however. Then she fell asleep. Then she left.
Sounds like a real dog.
I read that as she didn’t want any pineapple wedgies.
Well… yeah.
Actually, both the Mythbuster Babes are extra hot. Bare belly fashions, shooting guns, and blowing stuff up! Wooo.
Tris
So you refer to her as ‘Mistress’ then…?
Hey, as long as she doesn’t try to fix you, its all good…
Aaaahhhh dude cmon, pineapple wedges? You might as well paint “i’m a nice guy, let’s just be friends” on your forehead.
What you should have done is been yourself, but put a little arrogant/cocky spin onto it. If you wanna catch a fish, you gotta go fishing is what I always say. So, you walk into the garage with some nice clothes, collared shit and jeans if you’re preppy, or a nice punk ensemble if you’re that kind of person. Anyway, you walk up beside her and just chill there for a bit and check out the car. When you have her attention, make a slightly-rude joke about something. Like, touch the battery and be like “wow this thing is hot, almost as much as something else in this room” Judge her reaction and go from there.
That approach can strike out too, but it’s way more likely to get action than freakin pineapple wedges. The only way fruit would work is if your wingman knew she loved pineapples and you got them especially for her. That might have transcended the nice-threshold and resulted in “supersweet guy” points.
Can you tell I’m young and girl crazy? lol
“Supersweet guy” points are dangerous this early in the game, Autolycus. I’ve definitely lost “fish”, as you say, by being too sweet early on. OTOH, if you and your wingman agree to pretend you didn’t know about her undying love for pineapple wedges, it’d be a great opportunity for a “we’re-so-alike” moment.
That said, “pineapple wedges” could be a euphemism for all we know.
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I have to disagree with you here, jjimm, me old mate. Once you’ve chopped them up, they go smelly really fast if you don’t freeze them.
I’d recommend instead of wedges, cut the pineapple into rings, slide 'em on your scwanz, walk out to garage and ask, “Care for a refreshing snack? Or maybe some pineapple?”
I think she’d get the idea.