(smile)
Very old indeed… and wise too.
And, um, since the universe no longer exists I didn’t put in a follow-up “I know an old lady who…”.
PS- Out of curiosity, I’m always intrigued by these threads where the OP consists of virtually nothing but a spark from which others build into a roaring fire. ShibbOleth, did you have any expectations for this thread?
There was an old lady who swallowed this thread.
But Zotti, Ed, found out she swallowed this thread,
And now, she’s dead. :eek:
[sub]The Straight Dope…Dispensing Vigilante Justice since 1973![/sub]
I know an old woman who swallowed a Zotti.
Her friends heard about it and said, “Are you dotty?”
“I’m not daft,” she declaimed, “for it’s really quite naughty.
Can’t you see how my clothing is soiled and spotty?
Now please excuse me, as it’s time for the potty.
Don’t interfere or you’ll feel my karate.”
I know an old lady who swallowed ShibbOleth
Her name was Divine and he gave her $20.
I know an old lady who swallowed ShibbOleth.
The reason why, I never will knoweth.
She said, with a smile, “he was quite scrumptious,
tho now I have heart burn, he’s rather rambunctious!”