"There's a Jet Ski on my porch. That can't be good."

3-year-old drives water scooter into home

The child was not hurt, but I’m staying off the road when she’s learning how to drive. Hell, I’m staying out of Broward County.

That kid’s gonna have a hell of a story…

Aww, geez, I’m over 50 posts.

That kid’s gonna have a hell of a story…

Aww, geez, I’m over 50 posts.