Do you like spinach?
I like hot spinach.
I would assume that Happy Lendervedder was thinking of Will Ferrell in Stranger than Fiction (which was a very good movie IMHO) and not Anchorman or any of his other sophomoric comedies. Thinking along these lines you can go with flattered.
Me rikey your posts rong time.
It was cute until she started asking you for dating advice then would ask coyly, as she twirled her hair, “You would not do me that way, would you Meestuh Sauron? Right? You be good to me?”
I guess I could always learn to iron.
That, or look up the contact info for Pat. 
Why am I suddenly reminded of the song, “Leader of the Laundromat” by the Detergents?
I very seldom wear a hat, but if I were wearing one now I would take it off for you. A splendid story, sir.
Ominous, indeed.
You realize that she’s not the only one, right? She’s the most enthusiastic, so you noticed, but there are a probably a few others around. In high school, a wordly-wise friend advised me that “no matter who you are, what you’re like, someone out there wants to fuck you.” After all these years, he’s not been wrong. People often don’t notice, but there’s always someone out there.
And if you hung around enough, you’d get dirty looks from some guy or gal who’s crushing hard on the cleaning lady, while she distractedly preps for your arrival.
I may have to start taking my shirts to that cleaner. I like* plump middle-aged Asian women. 
[sub]*This is not to say that I like only plump middle-aged Asian women…[/sub]
I think he’s a tenured professor over there.
And they have to publish their papers in this publication or lose tenureship (sp?)
“It so sad about highly suspicious fire!”
A woman ironing is very sexy, IMHO.
Anyway, if I were you, I’d tell myself that the dry cleaning lady has been inhaling too many caustic fumes from those dry cleaning chemicals she works with.
Yeah, that must be it.
Sauron, she give you very best tuck.