(Inspired by this thread )
-Don’t use their turn signals. Fuck, people, that little lever on the side of your steering column wasn’t stuck on there randomly by a drunken assembly-line worker in Detroit. It has a purpose! In the future, do please try and indicate when you are about to careen across multiple lanes or veer onto another road.
-Leave their turn signals on. At the same time, do please turn your fucking turn signal off when you are done turning, merging, or otherwise manipulating the position of your vehicle relative to the lane structure of the road. Do you not hear the little click-click-click-click noise? Are you just stupid?
-Drive with their brights/hi-beams on. Holy Christ! You don’t need to have your hi-beams on while driving on busy city streets! Especially if you have a large vehicle that conveniently places your headlights on the same horizontal plane as the rearview mirror of the small car in front of you. If that car begins flashing its own lights, brake lights and hazards, maybe they are trying to tell you something. Or maybe they should just prepare a handwritten sign to stick out the window that says TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS DOWN.
-Don’t wait their turn at the stop sign. HOLY FUCK. Did you people not pay attention in driver’s ed class? Or during your driving test when you (hopefully) got your license? This isn’t 'nam, people - there are RULES. You can’t just come upon an intersection where 2 or 3 other cars have arrived roughly simultaneously, California-stop that shit and blow through. Nor can you inexplicably, while waiting for your turn, decide to gun it as though your 10 seconds of waiting are more important than anyone else’s. I hope you get hit by a large truck.