There’s "Puppetry of the Penis" … why no “Puppetry of the Vagina”?
Well? Why aren’t girls allowed?
Have you ever heard of Annie Sprinkles?
You’re right! This is an incredible hole, just waiting to be filled.
How about “Ventriloquy of the Vagina”? Kinda like Senor Wences, only with a different body part.
It could take its inspiration from this film:
An intriguing notion, but what would it say? What kind of conversations can you have with a vagina?
Usually pretty one-sided, I’m afraid. Vaginas are oddly prone to monologuing.
'Sawright? ’Sawright!
Better yet, Vaudeville of the Vagina! Vulva Varieties! Vaginal Vanities of 2006! Elaborate costumes, music, sets, mirrors…tap dancing.
I can’t really fold my vagina. Not that I have really tried, mind you. But I’m thinking that’s why we haven’t seen it yet. Just a thought.
A Google search using the keyphrase “vulva puppet” will produce some amazing and amusing results.
Then whence the Vagina Dialogues?
Or, for a musical interlude, “La Queefomane.”
Ummm… because the vagina isn’t all that easy to see, being on the inside… or did you mean the vulva?
For some reason, I think it would be seen as being more vulgar than the male equivalent - male genitalia are quite commonly seen in movies, even on TV (in fact The Puppetry of the Penis has been (graphically) featured on UK terrestrial TV more than a couple of times, but it’s very very unusual for the female genitalia to appear in the same sort of detail on the same media.
Oh, puppetry of the vagina is an ancient artform. It goes back a long way. {Rimshot!}
:eek: Sacre Bleu! She weel 'ave all of Paris at her feet!
…Mmmmmppphh, well, 'alf of Paris, anyway…
Ever heard of the Vagina monolouges? It probably counts.
Though I’ve never see PotP and was bored out of my skull during the Vigina monolouges(and I was entertained by “My dinner with Andre”, so it’s not an attention span thing).
Drop-kicking this puppy over the fence into Cafe Society.
Sheesh! Sometimes I’m afraid to turn on my computer when I get home from work.:dubious:
I think it’s called ‘fisting.’
Maybe in the UK, but here in the prudish States the who-ha is way more verbotten than the hey-nani-nani. Forget television, even in film a full frontal of a chick is only an R. If its a guy its an almost guaranteed NC-17.
It’s OK. I might even pay to see you try.
Me happy.
Bring beer.
Uh, I think the hoo-ha and the hey-nani-nani both belong to girls, don’t they? Unless I’m totally forgetting my sex-ed classes.
Anyway, I agree with you in general, but actual fiddling around with the girly bits? I can’t imagine that in a movie. A naked woman is inherently a little more modest-looking than a naked dude, since her parts are sorta tucked away. Whereas if it was a matter of actual puppetry, that goes way beyond the occasional nudie shot you see in movies.