Public service announcement: get your colon cancer screening!
Do all the fees charged by groups like ticketmaster do anything, was there a time before fees
It’s much less painful than ticket fees!
** Not the brightest crayon in the box: euphemisms for the dim-witted
Being born broken**
Cannibalism trope
You best or worse Spam story…
The time I found a big toe in a can would be the worst.
What has completely disappeared from planet earth
The Word “Stop” and Telegrams
At Illinois Indoor Gardening Stores, Are You Allowed To Speak Openly About What You’re Growing?
Disguised as dancing bear?
If you’re disguised as a dancing bear, the undercover cops won’t know who you are.
** It’s that time of year, and before you make a resolution to lose weight, I have a request…
Seniors and dehydration?**
That’s one way to lose weight.
** Writing checks in the 21st century
What has completely disappeared from planet earth**
Just about
Cannibalism trope
TV couplings: He/she is so wrong for you!!
I’m still bothered by that episode where Harriet disappears, and Ozzie enjoys an extended midnight snack.
** In which Trep goes to hospital. A lot.
Do you go for regular medical checkups?
**
** Breaking: Ukrainian 737 Crashes in Iran. Possibly Shot Down. 160-180 Dead.
Retail Stupidity**
They don’t make 737’s like they used to
Asimov, the serial harasser
Damn, 50 used to be “old”!
He was over 50. Who thought he would do such things?
Big accidents this winter
Tiny Flying Insects
They’re saying that dense fog caused that head-on mosquito collision in Mississippi. 
**Do you go for regular medical checkups?
It was 9 years ago today…
**
And next year I’ll go for my regular every-decade medical checkup!
Please please please give me any advice on how to secure my first real full-time job post-college.
The daddy super-hero & the undue influence issue
Jeez, will you leave Hunter Biden alone already?
** What generation am I?
Low Dose/Baby Aspirin ?**
We’re not trying to cause a big sensation
We’re just the Baby Aspirin Generation 
The daddy super-hero & the undue influence issue
Taking gifts from men you aren’t interested in
You mean the Sugar Daddy super-hero.
Asimov, the serial harasser
Ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo?
Meh. At this point, I don’t think you have much to worry about.
Polytheism
Ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo?
Well at least you’ve invoked the proper number of gods.
This Thread Is About Nothing
Prince Harry and Meghan "Quitting " royal family
I’ll buy that.
And Now, Introducing…
Asimov, the serial harasser
And now, unintroducing me…
** Bear, that bad, bad, bad Cat gave me a kissy.
Overwhelming emotional responses.**
Ugh. Cat germs. I’m infected. Get the iodine. Get the disinfectant. Ugh.