** A real “I Am My Own Grandpa”
What was Grandma (or Grandpa) doing in the kitchen or outside all day?**
Being their own grandpa.
Lame, yes, but I was dying to post that new sequential thread title. Happy 2020 everyone!
Do I have OCD?
Count to a Million Thread
Probably.
** Don’t Fk With Cats - Netflix documentary
Coolest Movie Titles?
Sounds like a Jeopardy response
Is there an alternative to eBay?
American Indian drum signals
TUM-tum-tum-tum-TUM-tum-tum-tum-TUM-tum-tum-tum
“Ooh, someone has an iPhone 11 Pro for sale!”
** Eccentric British Noble
Where do capers come from?**
Eccentric British nobles get into plenty of capers.
Is there an alternative to eBay?
Eccentric British Noble
He’s my go-to source for marmalade-flavored snuff.
** It’s that time of year, and before you make a resolution to lose weight, I have a request…
Poll: Pick your poison: Old age or young again?**
I’ll take youth, where it’s easy to lose weight.
** Where do capers come from?
A Blow To The Head From A Very Fast-Moving Apple**
I got in in the head and now I think I’m Arthur Q Catburglar, suuuuuupergenius.
Food from cans, The good, The acceptable, The horrifying.
What’s your New Years menu?
Soup works for me 
US smoking age is now 21
Twelve Year Old Starts Lawn Fire with Magnifying Glass
“You! I told you no smoking for 9 more years!”
Australia wildfire burned so long that local birds imitated the sound of fire-engine
Twelve Year Old Starts Lawn Fire with Magnifying Glass
There go those goddamn chickadees again!
Where do capers come from?
Is there an alternative to eBay?
You can get some good deals at wegotcapers dot com. Stay away from capersoftheworld dot tv, though; you’re apt to re-labeled Cassia buds. And thecaperstore dot net doesn’t actually sell capers at all, just a lot of rappelling equipment, tricked-out Mini Coopers, phony government photo IDs, and blueprints for major banks and art galleries around the world.
** It’s that time of year, and before you make a resolution to lose weight, I have a request…
People who have lost weight and kept it off for more than a year: would you answer some questions?**
**So I’m a “Youtuber” . . .
Catching Up**
It’s gonna take a loooong time…
**What has completely disappeared from planet earth
Sous vide and food safety**
Actually both were replaced by Chipotle.
** What’s your 2020 calendar all about?
Catching Up
Tiny Flying Insects**
My fruit fly collection badly needs updating.
Cannibalism trope
Definitely inferior foods Americans love…
Haute cannibalism frowns on the American penchant for thymus and adrenals.
Way too fatty.
** It’s that time of year, and before you make a resolution to lose weight, I have a request…
Starving artists? The struggle to make a living doing what you love and have a passion for.
**
Fulfill your dreams AND lose weight atr the same time! Become a Starving Artist today!
Food Fit For Tourists
Cannibalism trope
**So - are you cool, like me, by using only the number keys along the TOP of your keypad…
More Info Needed**