They arrested Elvis for that ricin

What evidence did they have against this guy? He was from the area where the postmark was from. Check. His initials are KC. Check. He had previously written the Senator. Check.

That’s enough for six days in jail???

The main thing was that the letters were signed “I’m KC and I approved this message,” the same as some of his online posts. He also had a personal connection to Wicker (he’d performed for him). Even the guy’s lawyer admits it made sense to arrest him, and they released him once the evidence pointed somewhere else. What else are they supposed to do?

He pretends to be Elvis. He got off easy with six days.

Apparently it still needed a little more weirdness.

If this damned month gets any weirder I may take up sniffing glue. Or maybe I’ll just sit quietly in the corner, whimpering softly to myself and clutching a teddy bear.

Paul Kevin Curtis had an interesting comment after getting arrested.

I’m all shook up.

The Prosecutor decided not to charge and replied.

It’s Now or Never

Charges dropped Sounds like the case against Elvis is over. Elvis has left the police building.

The weird thing is, I thought about this dude “what if someone just pulled quotes from him to make it look like he did it”, then I discarded that thought because, when has that ever happened? But I do get points for at least considering the possibility.

Just wait until Al Queda (sp?) runs across that “lets go down to the quarry” guy on the internet.

You missed the easy one.

Me too! I had briefly considered posting something to that effect at the time, and then didn’t bother… I missed a chance to look smart, and I can’t afford to waste those opportunities!

Some of the articles imply Fake Elvis may have been framed by his archenemy, a convicted sex offender. Pass the Elmer’s.

I will not defame Mississippi, I will not defame Mississippi, I will not defame Mississippi…

Apparently, the cops are searching the houses of anyone who might have a reason to hate Elvis, which is how this Dutschke guy got dragged into this.

I think the FBI is grasping at straws at this point. If the Ricin guy was smart enough to find a scapegoat, you’d think he’d be smart enough to find one with no obvious connection to himself.

Dude… you spelled it right three times in a row (I think)…thats about as good as it gets.

It was his rendition of “Please release me” that did it.

That assumes that attacking the President was the point, which it may not be.

Dear Mr. Politician,

Please note the enclosed ricin for your ingestion.

Regards,
Shodan
:smiley:

Dutschke has been arrested.

This is one of the best attempted Ricin poisoning of presidents and senators by Elvis ever.

If the internet and post office did not allow “socks” like this here fine establishment it wouldnta gone down this way.

Just sayin.

Oh, and my dog peed on Graceland once.