Texan Killed Friend Who Drank Last Cold Beer
He deserved it!!
Jim
Was it a Lone Star? Guess this guy didn’t know the rules of taking the last beer.
I thought everyone in Texas got the death penalty.
Of course not. We give all our murderers 40 acres and a mule.
“lieu killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.”
Wait a minute, that’s not how it goes…
100 years ago, we’d give 'em a long neck.
The way I see it, he was just enforcing the Rules of Men[sup]TM[/sup]. The idiot should have known better.
Remember kids, guns don’t kill people, drunk rednecks with guns kill people.
No, just the mentally handicapped inmates.
If there was ever any doubt as to whether or not alcohol clouds your judgement…
Considering the board’s mantra, that’s a bit irresponsible, wouldn’t you say?
No, shooting a man that takes your last beer is definitely NOT a capital offense in Texas. In fact, last I heard it was justifiable homicide. They must have had some sissy northerners on the jury.
Guns don’t kill people. It’s the bullets that do it.
There is a good reason why I don’t like to go out on the weekend.
The people in this state are INSANE
I this case, I’d say it was the lack of alcohol.
Remember, kids, always BYOB.
Did he eat his last nacho too?
Technically, it’s when the bullets break the speed limit.
If you meant was my line irresponsible, I’d say no, it was humor.
If you meant is it irresponsible to execute the mentally handicapped, I’d say that yes it can be.
Actually, neither guns nor bullets kill people. Blood loss, or extreme damage to vital organs does.
The guy clearly needed killing; I’m suprised the killer didn’t walk.
Texas jurors are getting too damn PC.