So I was doing some errands over my lunch hour, and I drove past a stipmall nearby (stipmall - a long building containing a number of shops, side by side. The sidewalk in front of them is outdoors, and usually under a roof or awning. Where I live, many grocery stores, pharmacies, etc are in stipmalls.)
Sandwiched between the healthfood restaurant and the liquor store is a place called “Coffins, Urns and More”. In the window was a sign “Ask us about affordable pet cremation urns.”
Since when can you get a healthy sandwich and window shop for a coffin, all in one stop?