From where can I get this?
inside your head
It comes pre-installed.
Maybe yours is defective.
Unfortunately, the returns process is a bitch, and not recommended, as they won’t give you a new one.
The best way to get a life is to take a life.
Strangely, after adopting this motto, I don’t get invited to parties anymore…
It’s a three step process:
- Work
- Interests
- Friends and relationships
It involves setting yourself productive, fulfilling goals to enrich your life. You can’t buy one, you have build one yourself.
I’ve been told that in ages past one could purchase a Life at the store, but I don’t think they’re making them anymore. I suppose you could get an old one from ebay, but they really should be consumed fresh.
When you find a good one, don’t forget to get Life Insurance. A lot of people forget that, or don’t plan for the added costs.
NM–Mr. Me beat me to the joke.
I thought this was going to be about this meme.
Amazon.com. Around $5000, plus shipping.
Which kind?
They don’t mean “get a life,” they mean an “interesting life,” which of course, is much, much harder to find.
Tell them you did, in Oct 2012.
Most people get them from their parents. (At least, this was true historically.)
Vending machine in the basement of the old MacAuley Hospital in Coos Bay, Oregon.
Its stupid. And contagious…
…didn’t you call shotgun?
Any grocery store should have it by the boxload, in original and cinnamon flavors. I loved having a Life for breakfast as a kid, though it does get soggy rather quickly in the milk.
Find some activities you enjoy, and life will come to you.