They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,...

A process server arrives at your door…you open your envelope…and find you are being sued!
The young lady in question alleges that you detained hr, assaulted her, and sexually abused her!
her lawyer is looking for $1.5 million in damages…but they will settle for your house!
What the F do you do?? :confused:

Heh… She’d have to find me first. She’d have to remember me first!

Even then, the police are on my side.

Meh. There are Good Samaritan laws in place for situations such as these.