Thief breaks into police surveillance van

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

So what do you tell your cellmate?

2

“Oops, sorry, officers! Wrong van.”

3

He was charged with resisting arrest, too. You’d think that, having been caught red-handed, he might come quietly, but no … !

4

“My lawyer screwed me.”

5

“I never saw it coming… but they did.”