Thief breaks into police surveillance van

So what do you tell your cellmate?

“Oops, sorry, officers! Wrong van.”

He was charged with resisting arrest, too. You’d think that, having been caught red-handed, he might come quietly, but no … !

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So what do you tell your cellmate?
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“My lawyer screwed me.”

“I never saw it coming… but they did.”