The WWF had:
-ugly women brawling in figure skating outfits
-buff midgets being fallen on by fat men
-a white southern aristocrat and his uneducated black servant
-animals being thrown at people
-Roddy Piper painted “half negro” for a racial feud match
The WWF had Miss Elizabeth, who died this past week. 
Yeah, that was on the front page of our city’s newspaper with a huge picture of her. The stabbings, rapings, and crack deaths that happened the night before followed on the less important pages.
A couple of months ago, a thirteen year old girl was gang raped on the street and it followed the front page’s dramatic retelling of a cat being rescued from a tree. (seriously)
I love Ms. Elizabeth, but I hate our paper.
A good story line. Mr. America??
Please.
Here’s a link on the Miss Elizabeth story. Mostly speculation, at the moment.