Things I say that make no sense

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today I was at the library checking out a stack of books. The teenage guy behind me commented that I must like to read. My pithy response was “Yup. I just loves me some books.” Where the heck did that come from? I never talk like that. :rolleyes:

At the post office (again today) the words “Peachy keen, jellybean” came out of my mouth when the lady behind the counter asked how I was doing. :smack:

My daughter is right. Us old people really are strange. I’m 37. What will I say 20 years from now?

Sheesh.

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Well, you beat my Googlish hi-score:

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3

I would have paid cash money to see the look on her face when you said that.

4

You’re obviously being possessed. The Demon Pazuzu or The Puppet Master or someone else is making you say these things to embarass you. It’s only a test before they start getting into the physical comedy.

5

Okay, at that point, start selling tickets… :smiley:

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“Hey you damn kids… get off my lawn!” ??