Things I'd forgotten cats do.

[TruCelt]

@Beckdawrek

. . . and one pillow that my cats have claimed. The pillow really weirds me out cause there are 3 more just like it on the couch, its just the one they claim.

That’s the one with the dead mouse inside it.

[Beckdawrek]

@TruCelt

That’s the one with the dead mouse inside it.

It sorta smells like something died in there. I always put it in a closet if people are over. And those 2 cats never let me forget I bothered their shit. It’s a war of wills around this place. And I am losing!

[MarvinKitFox]

Cat activity all boils down to one of these:

1. Slave, your Master wants cuddles/comfort. What you are doing right now is irrelevant, Cat want cuddles NOW!
2. Food, NOW!
3. Sod off! Cat is busy with Cat business, lesser beings are not invited.

[running_coach]

@MarvinKitFox

Cat activity all boils down to one of these:

1) Slave, your Master wants cuddles/comfort. What you are doing right now is irrelevant, Cat want cuddles NOW!
2) Food, NOW!
3) Sod off! Cat is busy with Cat business, lesser beings are not invited.

2 seconds later:[claws]NOT want cuddles !!![/claws]

[Beckdawrek]

Since the central air has been running. My 2 have come back to my lap. If I move wrong I get a claw in a a thigh.
I am basically a cat heating pad. Just furniture. They are evil, but beautiful.

[Rich_Mann]

@Snowboarder_Bo

A cat is always on the wrong side of a closed door.

[Monty Python] That’s just a misquote of Ogden Nash with the word “dog” crossed out and the word “cat” written in in crayon! [/MP]